Stahp It Stoni.

Stahp It Stoni.

villarrr:

Relevantttttt

villarrr:

Relevantttttt

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via villarrr)

(via villarrr)

baracknobama:

dont you hate it when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush but then it just falls right off like wtf toothpaste do your job

(via dutchster)

(via dutchster)

pornandpussy:

no you can not

pornandpussy:

no you can not

(via inlovewithastripperr)

sagihairius:

I was yelled at for referring to a bus full of elders as “the antique roadshow”

(via villarrr)

(via villarrr)

death-by-lulz:


Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon
I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

death-by-lulz:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

(via howb0mb)

But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do,
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you.

Dorothy Parker (via misswallflower)

(via lovely-charlotte)

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

(via howb0mb)

Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.

m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2. (via findingwordsforthoughts)

(via howb0mb)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

(via villarrr)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via dutchster)

I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible.

Tomaž Šalamun (via bhagyawati)

(via therapy-pleads)