Stahp It Stoni.

Stahp It Stoni.

honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

(via feellng)

what if we really did all have a tiny mouth troll that peeked out unto the world everytime we opened our mouths for anything
what if we really did all have a tiny mouth troll that peeked out unto the world everytime we opened our mouths for anything
what if we really did all have a tiny mouth troll that peeked out unto the world everytime we opened our mouths for anything
what if we really did all have a tiny mouth troll that peeked out unto the world everytime we opened our mouths for anything

what if we really did all have a tiny mouth troll that peeked out unto the world everytime we opened our mouths for anything

(via dutchster)

I don’t even know what emotion that is. 
"I did good" 
"I did bad"
"I will murder you for making me do physical activity."
I don’t even know what emotion that is. 
"I did good" 
"I did bad"
"I will murder you for making me do physical activity."

I don’t even know what emotion that is. 

"I did good" 

"I did bad"

"I will murder you for making me do physical activity."

(via pantsareunwelcome)


Fiery Throated Hummingbird

Fiery Throated Hummingbird

Fiery Throated Hummingbird

Fiery Throated Hummingbird

(via my-soul-is-the-new-black)

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

(via kickinupmudd)

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

(via dehl-rey)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via dutchster)

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

(via boozeh0und)

rollin-in:

nostaaalgic:

jewgoo:

but-lifegoes-onn:

markaylaa:

k—swan:

avi0o0olaa:

This broke my heart

Omgggggggg


Brb crying.

I’m fucking terrified of this happening 

tears are legitimately streaming down my face

Wow

rollin-in:

nostaaalgic:

jewgoo:

but-lifegoes-onn:

markaylaa:

k—swan:

avi0o0olaa:

This broke my heart

Omgggggggg

Brb crying.

I’m fucking terrified of this happening 

tears are legitimately streaming down my face

Wow

(via boozeh0und)

I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you.

(via goghst)

(via boozeh0und)

theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

(via pmon3y69)

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(via inlovewithastripperr)