Stahp It Stoni.

Stahp It Stoni.

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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Straight White Boy Problem #476

straightwhiteboyproblems:

when u are hanging with ur bro and u are texting ur crush but ur crush isn’t replying to u and u tell ur bro “hey dude text christina and see if she replies to you” and ur bro gets a new text message from christina in 2 minutes and starts textin rapid fire meanwhile u are sortin out some heavy feels in the background. u turn on the tv. maybe watching a little football will ease the pain….

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pillory:

happy valentines day to me

pillory:

happy valentines day to me

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Stop texting me while I’m watching porn on my phone.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

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That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

read that, again. (via tsuyuake)

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natnovna:

natnovna:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids … 

image

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Does this ever work for any guy!?

Does this ever work for any guy!?

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

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