Do you ever see someone you knew from when you were a kid and think sweet baby Jesus, you are just as hideous as I thought you’d grow up to be. And then give yourself a mental high five for being such an accurate judge of future unattractiveness.
Do you ever scroll through your dash and everything is like super you and you’re like omg tumblr is on point today I love all of this and start Reblogging everything and then realize you’re on your own looks-like-the-dash-blog section
I have been singing “shake it like a BLACK girl out in Harlem!” this whole time…
*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
why does snoop dogg smile like he knows something you don’t
he’s been snoopin’ around